Obama adviser Warren Buffett pulls a CBC-style boner. Likens “stimulus” to erections

It’s a fun fact! 
You know how you can spot a liberal?  It’s amazing but true.  So much of what they think and do revolves around the orgasm.

Possible confusion again over the word “stimulus”:  Obama economic adviser Warren Buffett apparently claims the economy needs another Viagra, insinuating that the economy is really exactly like a penis and the global quest for an erection. 

Yeah I can totally see that.  And for those of you not well-versed in economics like Obama’s advisers are, the Laffer curve refers to women with big shlmoombabas.  (Again, that’s big shloombabas).

…He likened the first US$787-billion stimulus package passed by Congress to “half a tablet of Viagra and then having also a bunch of candy mixed in—- it doesn’t have really quite the wallop.”

Apparently he would know about that orgasmic elixir of Viagra and candy.  Gee, thanks for sharing, there, Buffett. 

This is reminiscent of when the Chairman of the CBC, Guy Fournier, made illustrative allusions to bestiality, and got on one of his CBC shows one day to tell the nation that he loves taking a giant crap on the toilet every now and again, and that’s it’s exactly like—or better than—having an orgasm. 

…The show’s host, Guy A. Lepage, then moved the discussion along, digging up a little-noticed interview Mr. Fournier gave last May to a small French-language radio station in Toronto, during which the CBC/Radio-Canada chairman rhapsodized about defecation for more than 10 minutes.

Mr. Fournier recounted a train trip in the early 1960s during which a friend named Michel said going number two was as pleasurable as having sex.

“From that moment, I started paying closer attention—and I have to tell you, I quickly realized that Michel was entirely right,” Mr. Fournier said.

“And the most extraordinary thing is that, in the end, as you grow older, you continue to go poop once a day if you are in good health, while it is not easy to make love every day. So finally, the pleasure is longer-lasting and more frequent than the other.”

He also advised against distractions while on the toilet. “There are even people who push the heresy to the point of doing Sudoku or crosswords rather than concentrating on the pleasure that they would have doing the thing,” Mr. Fournier told his radio interviewer. “It is just as heretical as if you read the National Post while making love. It is not to be recommended.”

National Post, September 19, 2006

Naturally, the giant ass cheek Fournier was recently appointed by the Conservative government to the image  image  Canada Media Fund image  image (Related shocka: CBC/Radio-Canada supports creation of Canada Media Fund).  Like abortionist and abortion mill operator and hero to the pro-abortion liberal-left, Henry Morgentaler, Guy Fournier has been awarded the Order of Canada by our government on behalf of all Canadians, so our official position is to embrace him and his fabulousness. 

So one cheek is advising Obama, another cheek is advising the state regarding what Canadians will be allowed to watch on TV. 

You may now wash you hands.  You know you want to. 

(And you’re welcome for my not, for once, providing any graphics in this blog entry.)

UPDATE:
OK just this one photo of President Obama checking out his wife’s butt as she walks past him at the G8 summit.  Oh hang on, that’s not his wife’s butt…

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…but it is exactly like the Warren Buffet—Viagra thing.  Possibly related:  “Obama Checks out Hillary’s Ass at Drexel U Debate – EXCLUSIVE Photo”.

UPDATE 2:
Apparently the photo only looks like Obama is checking out his not-his-wife’s butt.  He’s not really.

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